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YUCK! On so many levels. lighten up its only a jokePost has been edited : 2 years 167 days ago2 years 167 days ago |
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David Cameron was looking for a Lady of the night. He found 1 such girl in a Local pub.He said "im Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost me 2 spend sometime with u"?. Her reply, "Mr Prime Minister, if u can get my skirt as high as my Taxes, my Pants as low as my wages, your Manhood as hard as the times we`re Living in and keep it rising like the price of Petrol, and screw me the way u have the Pensioners, then it wont cost u a Fucking Penny".
2 years 126 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
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Paddy`s in the chemist asking for viagra. Have u medical proof that u actually need it the assistant asks? Yes replies Paddy heres a photo of the wife!
2 years 119 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
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FOR HIRE: Soccer pundit,
Looking for work in Iran or Saudi Arabia or basically anywhere where women know their fcuking place. All offers to andy.gray@jobseekers.com 2 years 118 days ago |
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well i' dont know nothing about this.
2 years 118 days ago trampasire.com( Nuebo Nombre De Este Site) Batallon nunca no van a llega mmg |
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indian police is best out of the world.
proof:------------- one interpol organized competition among the police throughout the world. every country sent their best police team in the competition. when police teams through out the world reached their than interpol leave a lion in the forest and asked the teams to go and search the lion and whoever team will find and bring the lion back will be denoted as the best police of the world. so, 1 by 1 every police team of through out the world went to the forest and returned bare hand after 2-3 days of their hunt. at last, it was the turn for indian police team. they went to the forest and didn't returned for 15 days. everyone worried that what happened to indian police team. so all of them went inside the forest to find out the matter. they went little deep inside the forest and what they saw there was,,,,,,,, indian police team was hanging a donkey on the tree and keepig on caning it with thick rod. they asked the indian team what they are doing here with donkey instead of finding and catching the lion? we were worried about you. indian team say that we caught the lion. every one got surprised and asked where is the lion? indian team say it is hanging on the tree. being more surprise, everyone say that but this is donkey, not the lion. indian police team replied, "just give us few more time, the donkey will speak itself that it is the same lion that u leave in the forest." 2 years 88 days ago |
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the idiot getting familiar again thinks we have forgotten what he did
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tails of dogs,,,,,,,put 12 years into the straight pipe,,,,it will bend the pipe instead of getting it's tail straight,,,,,,,,,,lmfao.
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*yawnz* haha
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A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast. Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or shall I?" 2 years 61 days ago ♥~*~Season's Greetings to all my friends~*~♥ ♥~*~Wanna~Play~Blue~*~♥ | |
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Not long ago, I began to suspect my wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, I called our family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told me about a simple informal test that could be performed to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. "Here's what you do," the Doctor explained to me. "Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking ask her a question and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the old girl was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and I was in the family room. I thought to myself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let the tests begin and see what happens." Then, in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" I heard no response. So, I moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from my wife and repeated, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next I moved into the breakfast room where he is about 20 feet from the old girl and again asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again no response. It was beginning to look bad. So, I walked into the kitchen, about 10 feet away. In a normal voice, I asked, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So, I walked right up behind her and tried again. "Honey, what's for dinner?" She finally turned around and said, "Rod, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!" 2 years 61 days ago Marriage is like a deck of cards at first all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond by the end you wish you had a club and a spade | |
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Two blokes in the pub discussing their sex lives. 1st bloke says "we are still at it like rabbits" 2nd bloke says "huh...i only give it her once a month! i call it the Bruce Lee night." His mate asks why? He replies "Enter the dragon".
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An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife.
She says, "Well what was that for?" He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!" She doesn't reply and they start rocking again. All the sudden the old lady reaches up and slaps her husband. He says, "Well what was that for?" She says, "That's for knowing the difference!" 2 years 61 days ago ♥~*~Season's Greetings to all my friends~*~♥ ♥~*~Wanna~Play~Blue~*~♥ | |
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Split up with the missus last night. she said i think about football more than i think about her. I'm devastated, ive been with her for 12 seasons!
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my wife and were happy for twenty years...then we met
2 years 60 days ago Northern British Columbia,best place on Earth |
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