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Player 11DIAMOND11 wrote:
Scrubs.. Nice sense of maturity there i see.

Always one to go too far.

Surely you mean sense of HUMOUR!! LMFAO

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Player scrubs_32 wrote:
Player 11DIAMOND11 wrote:
Scrubs.. Nice sense of maturity there i see.

Always one to go too far.

Surely you mean sense of HUMOUR!! LMFAO


There is nothing wrong with Diamond's sense of humor..., but there is something wrong with your sense or lack there of ...with your crude, distasteful joke of oral along with vulgar words. There is a time and place for such. On a main page of a game site, it does not belong

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Write what you want> good joke stuff

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vulgar words???

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scrubs if you are not changing topics, seems you are being vulgar and very insensitive with your jokes. Time to read the rules!

2 years 52 days ago

I'm Bluffing ;)
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Changing topics WTF???

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Player scrubs_32 wrote:
TRUDY??

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Those jokes belong in a genre of jokes and the genre is MATURE, so calling him mature for making ADULT jokes is rather immature. Professional comics make jokes like those all the time, just because he isn't paid to be a comedian means he can't make jokes like those? If that's so the the thread would be "Good Clean Joke Stuff" yet it is not. Sorry if this offends anyone but hike up your big girl/boy pants and deal.

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Player Trudy wrote:
scrubs if you are not changing topics, seems you are being vulgar and very insensitive with your jokes. Time to read the rules!
Trudy all jokes offend someone. For example if you make a black joke to be humorous not cruel and you're white does that make YOU the racist or the person who views the joke as the racist? Just some food for thought before you jump down someones throat. Oh, if i'm not mistaken other jokes on the topic of sex have been made so why are the makers of those jokes not being attacked? I'm not trying to be rude to anyone, i'm just pointing out what i view to be an absurd lynching of someone over a harmless joke. And if you're worrying about teenagers and children viewing those jokes and gaining bad behavior from it, trust me the majority of the youth in this generation has already heard jokes like these or worse ones.

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so everyone jump down my throat ...I am warning him about the rules, he changed topics on other threads, used vulgar words ..My friends have been banned for doing less...if he wants to keep doing what he wants ..all the more power to him. And mature does not mean a lack of good taste. Your big boy pants need hiking up if you cannot take people disagreeing with your sense of humor.

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I'm Bluffing ;)
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What threads did i change Trudy??

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The OMG! and ICC world cup 2011 thats 2 I saw today.

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I'm Bluffing ;)
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Not going to argue with you ...If I was wrong sorry, nothing wrong with my eyes, just tried to warn you the poverty explanation was off topic, in my opinion. As far as your jokes, just a case of bad taste again my opinion and a couple others. I like my head bent over..don't have to look at skinny legs or hairless chests or is it the other way around

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I'm Bluffing ;)
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There is a place for such vulgarity WolfeJager a PUBLIC forum is not it.
Again across the board on forums there are standards set, it’s not a matter of whether you approve or not.
Most of us have been there done that got the T-shirt and I’m no friggin nun, but i do expect there to be some kind of thought go into posts to avoid it being sleazy with the choice of words used.

I see one has been removed, but not the other.. Yes the content is ok, and words used are not crossing any line. But the punch line is somewhat in bad taste given the many people that die of this disease.
Maybe one day when your sitting in your chair your body is riddled with this and your whole world has crashed you may not find this so FUNNY!!

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Barney
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A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter’s birthday and that he hasn’t bought her anything. Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or never", he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.

After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like, he simply says "a Barbie doll".

The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending manner that only shop assistants can muster up and asks "Which Barbie would that be, sir?"

The man looks surprised so the assistant continues "We have Barbie Goes the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00"

The man can’t help himself and asks "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?"

"That’s obvious!" the assistant exclaims, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s furniture ....

2 years 50 days ago

It's Hard 2 BeaT ME !!
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"

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It's Hard 2 BeaT ME !!
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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It’s fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

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It's Hard 2 BeaT ME !!
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A woman had 13 children her husband died, she married again & had 7 more children. Again her husband died , She remarried again this time she had 5 more children and again her husband died then she died too, Standing at her coffin the preacher prayed for her and said "Lord they are finally together" one mourner asked her friend, "do you think he means her and her 3 husbands are together now?" Friend replies "no! I Think he means her legs"

2 years 48 days ago

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Why is a teacher’s status greater as compared to a mother?

Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But
Lecture can put the whole class to sleep….

2 years 47 days ago

It's Hard 2 BeaT ME !!
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Player *Wasted24/7* wrote:
A woman had 13 children her husband died, she married again & had 7 more children. Again her husband died , She remarried again this time she had 5 more children and again her husband died then she died too, Standing at her coffin the preacher prayed for her and said "Lord they are finally together" one mourner asked her friend, "do you think he means her and her 3 husbands are together now?" Friend replies "no! I Think he means her legs"
vulgar!!

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