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No...Mature
 2 years 72 days ago I'm Bluffing ;) |
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Husband and wife lying in bed. He asks his wife if she has ever cheated on him. She replies “Yes, three times.” Surprised and somewhat angry the husband asks “when and who?” .. Well remember when we couldn’t get that mortgage approved and you were so upset…But then a week later we were approved… “The mortgage Broker!” the husband shouts…. “Well what about the second time?” His wife responds…Remember when you couldn’t get a lower rate on your car insurance? … Then the day after your rate dropped quite a lot…“The Insurance Broker?” the husband replies even more aggravated !!.... “Well then what about the third time!!!”....The wife responds …Well remember when you were running for city mayor and you were 300 votes short……
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A woman had 13 children her husband died, she married again & had 7 more children. Again her husband died , She remarried again this time she had 5 more children and again her husband died then she died too, Standing at her coffin the preacher prayed for her and said "Lord they are finally together" one mourner asked her friend, "do you think he means her and her 3 husbands are together now?" Friend replies "no! I Think he means her legs"   vulgar!!No, the ones YOU posted on your banned alter ego were vulgar! 2 years 72 days ago | |
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A woman had 13 children her husband died, she married again & had 7 more children. Again her husband died , She remarried again this time she had 5 more children and again her husband died then she died too, Standing at her coffin the preacher prayed for her and said "Lord they are finally together" one mourner asked her friend, "do you think he means her and her 3 husbands are together now?" Friend replies "no! I Think he means her legs" vulgar!!No, the ones YOU posted on your banned alter ego were vulgar! Did you get that from last years CHRISTMAS CRACKER??Post has been edited : 2 years 72 days ago2 years 72 days ago |
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No...Mature not funny at all (young one)Post has been edited : 2 years 72 days ago2 years 72 days ago |
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Glad to see you still love me
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LoL ... Other Jokes ??
 2 years 72 days ago It's Hard 2 BeaT ME !! |
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An elderly man is on his deathbed, he can feel the end isn't far off when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma, he realizes his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favorite scones, he finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen and as he reaches his frail, withered hand up to the table to get a scone he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon on the back of his hand as his wife shouts "get off, they are for the funeral".
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A man phones his wife from hospital and told her that his finger had been cut off in an accident at work "OH MY GOD" cried the wife."the hole finger?" she asks, "No" he said, "the one next to it!!
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WASTE OF TIME!!
This is supposed to be a JOKE PAGE!! 2 years 61 days ago |
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I got stopped for speeding yesterday, the copper says "wheres your documents?" i said "in the glove compartment with my gun" he said "you have a gun?" i said "yeah i shot the woman that's in the boot when i stole this car" The copper gets on the radio i need assistance he screams! Loads of squad cars turn up, the armed response ask "where is the gun?" i said "i haven't got a gun" he asks "where is the body?" i said "what body? I bet the liar also said i was speeding too".
Timmy if you think this thread is a waste of time then why read or comment on it? do something that isnt a waste of time instead. 2 years 55 days ago | |
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3 mice sitting in a pub
one says im so fearsom i grab the cheese out of the trap eat it then do 30 bench presses with the bar second mouse eays i take rattex grind it to powder then sniff it like coke third mouse gets up and leaves the other 2 ask where u going ,he says im going home to screw the cat Post has been edited : 2 years 54 days ago2 years 54 days ago horny | |
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A Story With A Moral
My girlfriend told me to call over to her house one day. when i arrived i found her unbelievably sexy sister alone. She whispered in my ear "I'm very horny, i want you to take me now" I turned around and walked out the door and towards my car. I found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said "you have won my trust" MORAL: Its better to keep the condoms in the car not in your pocket. 2 years 51 days ago | |
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Kate Middleton is talking to the Queen and asks, "What is the secret to a long and happy marriage? Queen replies, "Wear a seat belt and don`t piss me off"
2 years 50 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
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A 93 year old man is sat on the curb crying, a passerby asks "whats up?" the old man moans "I'm 93, married to a 21 year old who wants sex before breakfast, lunch, dinner and twice at night" passerby says "so whats the problem?" the old man replies "I cant remember where i live!"
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Mere days after receiving his brand new iphone Osama Bin Laden gravely regrets being taught how to use facebook's check-in feature.
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Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.
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3 blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter,he told them that before they could enter the kingdom of heaven they must tell him what easter repersented.
First blond,an american, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey". St.Peter said,"Noooooo,that would be Thanksgiving" and wouldn't let her in. Second blond,a Brit, said,"Easter is when we celebrate Jesus birth ans give gifts". St.Peter said "Noooo that's Christmas" and wouldnt let her in either. Third blond,a Canadian, said"Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover.Jesus was having Passover feast where he was betrayed by JUdas,arrested by the Romans who hung him on a cross where he died.Then they buried him in a tomb behind a large boulder" St, Peter said."Verrrrrrrrrrry good" Then the blond continued"Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out.,,,if he sees his shadow,we have 6 more weeks of winter" St.Peter fainted. 2 years 35 days ago |
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