Forum
| Author | Topic : Good joke stuff |
|---|---|
Posts: 237
Paddy and his wife are searching their teenage daughters room, they find a packet of fags, Paddy crys "oh lord our daughters a smoker." minutes later they find a bottle of vodka, Paddy crys "saints preserve us our little girl is an alcoholic!", Next they find a packet of condoms "GOD HELP US" shouts Paddy, "Shes got a cock"!
1 year 123 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
Posts: 237
I was staring at this beautiful young girl on the train home. She said, "What are you looking at?"
I said, "6-8 years depending on how hard you struggle!" 1 year 123 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
Posts: 237
Two teenage celtic fans are arguing in school over whose father is the biggest coward. 1st boy says, "My dads so scared, when lightening strikes, he hides under the bed!" The 2nd boy laughs and replies, "Yeah well my dads such a wimp, when my mums on the oan the nightshift, he sleeps wae ma wee sister!!"
1 year 123 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
Posts: 237
Paddy goes on a First Aid course and the instructor asks "What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?" Paddy said "Climb through the window!"
1 year 123 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
 | Posts: 563
Big fight at a Gypsy wedding in Ireland, Goes to court and the judge says "Can anyone explain what happened?"
Paddy says i can, i was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny. I see says the judge,that must have hurt, fucking right says Paddy, he broke 3 of my fingers!! 1 year 120 days ago |
| Posts: 563
2 Italians desert a sinking ship in less than a month.
1 year 105 days ago |
| Posts: 563
Sky Sports News have just asked Harry Redknapp about the Euros.
He nearly shit himself! "Euros, what Euros?!? They told you, I ain't guilty!!" 1 year 105 days ago |
Posts: 1
Oh & ur joke btw lol
1 year 94 days ago Ball in Hand is part of the GAME !!!! | |
Posts: 237
Allegations Paul McBride QC was poisoned have been denied by the hotel chef,, Sashma Fatherwore.....
1 year 79 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
Posts: 237
Got myself some meatloaf knickers today on the front it says i would do anythng for love on the back it says but i Wont do that!
1 year 67 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
| Posts: 563
Got myself some meatloaf knickers today on the front it says i would do anythng for love on the back it says but i Wont do that! lmfao 1 year 67 days ago |
Posts: 237
Bullying Support Group Tonight at 9.pm
U Better Fuckin B There!! 1 year 14 days ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
| Posts: 384
Am I insane or did my post get removed????
 1 year 10 days ago |
Posts: 237
Club 12
alan mcgonner steven whitcontract dorin gone tata papac adios bocanegra release mccabe leave davis free walace gone aluko solong kerkhar steven naicontract 323 days 22 hours ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
Posts: 16
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex.
> The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." > To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone > "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" > "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. > "No", he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > (This one actually makes sense...lol) > An Italian tourist asks a blonde: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" > To which the blonde replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." 310 days 8 hours ago LIVE ...LAUGH ...LOVE | |
| Posts: 265
A little boy walks in on his mother in the bath tub. Curious he asks "What is that dark patch down there?" .. The mother is caught off guard and says.."Umm...well it's just my wash cloth.".. "oh ok" the boy responds. The Mother all embarrassed about the whole thing decides to shave it all off to evade any other situations.. A few days later the boy walk in on her again whilst in the tub. "Mom wear is your wash cloth?" .. The mother responds "umm..well I must have misplaced it somewhere." The boy then says.. "I think I know where it is".. "Really where?" said mom... The boy responds "I think you lent it to the neighbor because just the other day when I looked in their window I seen her washing daddy's face with it!"
Cheers! 303 days ago Chillin' |
Posts: 237
Whats Jimmy saville and Margaret Thatcher got in common?,, They both shafted minors in the 80`s!
220 days 20 hours ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
| Posts: 563
Asian goes for a job on a ship
captain asks if he has any experience "no but i work hard and am honest" says the asian "ok i'll give you a try" says the captain out at sea for a couple of weeks and the asian is mopping the deck when a giant wave washes him overboard,the 1st mate runs to the captain "skip you know that asian you took on who said he was honest" "yeah" "well he just fucked off with our mop" 69 days 4 hours ago |
Pages: 17
17 |
