Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that n ight, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks..
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well..'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
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Postitaja g0aga1n at 14.10.2008 19:38:19 EET(UTC+2H)
• Amar não é simplesmente dizer eu te amo, Amar não é pensar que ama sem sentir o amor, Amar não é ser amado e não saber o que significa, As vezes pessoas confundem o gostar com Amar E quem AMA de verdade sabe a diferença Eu te amo é muito forte pra ser dito a toa, Eu te amo não se diz por dizer. Não se fala por falar. Temos que saber o que é gostar e Amar... O que é dizer e sentir
Czy wie ktoś czemu jak wchodzę w "Kalendarium turniejów" to we wszystkich grach wywietla mi " Brak turniejow w tej kategorii" chociaz w "zakocnzonych turniejach" widze turnieje ktore zakonczyly sie 5, 20, godzine temu... ???
Postitaja sobin at 14.10.2008 17:48:49 EET(UTC+2H)
ESTA ES PARA MI CARNAL AQUI TA TU CANCION NO LA CANTAN COMO TU PERO ES TU CANCION QUE DIOS TE BENDIGA SIEMPRE MI CARNALITO(AKUMAL) TE QUIERO Y RESPETO QUE MAS PUEDO PEDRI AL CIELO SI ME DIO EL HERMANO MAS BUENO Y A TODA MADRE GRACIAS DIOS MIO POR ESTA BENDICION.PARA TI CARNALITO.AJUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No princípio eu era a Eva Criada para a felicidade de Adão Mais tarde fui Maria Dando à luz aquele Que traria a salvação Mas isso não bastaria Para eu encontrar perdão. Passei a ser Amélia A mulher de verdade Para a sociedade Não tinha a menor vaidade Mas sonhava com a igualdade. Muito tempo depois decidi: Não dá mais! Quero minha dignidade Tenho meus ideais! Hoje não sou só esposa ou filha Sou pai, mãe, arrimo de família Sou caminhoneira, taxista, Piloto de avião, policial feminina, Operária em construção... Ao mundo peço licença Para atuar onde quiser Meu sobrenome é COMPETÊNCIA E meu nome é MULHER..!!!!
(O Autor é Desconhecido, mas um verdadeiro sábio...)
Postitaja Fairy*Lady at 14.10.2008 20:04:44 EET(UTC+2H)
