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Pokkerihääl:D2009-05-04

The "Voice" of Poker:

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,

"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again.

"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.

"Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says,

"Go to the Horseshoe."

He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says,

"Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."

He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,

"Go all in."

He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.

The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says,

"****!."

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Pokker2009-05-04

Seda mängu on väga lihtne mängida ja väga keeruline osata. Mängin seda ajaraiskajat juba pool aastat. Ei ole rikkaks saand. Häiriv. Alustasin kunagi ammu playrays aga seal oli nii jura, et jätsin pooleli. Peale otsimist leidsin selle toreda koha. Alustuseks suutsin oma 1000 seibist treida mingi 10K siis avastasin freerollid. Kuu aega tampisin aint neid, õnnestus paar isegi võita. Mingil arusaamatul moel mängisin ma siis "hästi". Olin kannatlik, tihti kohtasin ebaõnne jne. Mu teadmised mängust pärinesid Partypokeri live videotest. Õnneks sain sellest yle. Hetk hiljem tegin konto Triobeti, ka seal oli algus paljulubav, esimestel freerollidel sain üsna tihti sentidesse. Hetkel on seal arvel mingi 5 euri. Leides nagu keskpärasus ikka, et nyyd on aeg "päris" mängu mängida, sebisin endale pokerstrategy abiga bankrolli Pokerstarsi. Paraku mu hea algus seal on kahanend 38 dollari peale, hetkel hoian eemale. Nyyd olen avastanud uue koha, Everesti. Laupäeval on turna 500 raha peale ja pühapäeval 2500 peale, ning lisaks on taskus pääse 1000 raha freerollile-ma vajan aint ühte näkast võitu.

Olles läbi lugenud suure posu materjale pokkeri kohta, olen ma muutnud playmany võitvast mängijast, keskpäraseks. Iga krdi donki loll jätab suht kylmaks, nahk on paksemaks muutnud. Samas olen ma praegu peaaegu rahul oma mänguga ja tean, mida ma valesti teen...

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