Hello all. Just to share my views on current global situation I think for every problem the route cause is rising population. We are 80 billion people in this world and i think world is exhausted now. We should all put our efforts to bring down the population. Hope everyone will think upon this seriously..
Congratulations to the Toothless
Congratulations to NATO for belatedly doing the right thing in sending heavy weaponry to Ukraine. One only wonders how many lives might have been saved if they hadn't stood by watching for more than two months.
Would you like a taste ?
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I got sweet taste for men who are older
It's always been so, it's no surprise
Ah, he's in the sky with diamonds
And he's making me crazy (I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh yeah
I fall asleep in an American flag
I wear my diamonds on Skid Row
I pledge allegiance to my dad
For teaching me everything he knows
Ah, he's in the sky with diamonds
And he's making me crazy (I come alive, alive)
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies
Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys
Decorate my neck, diamantes ices
Why, come on, come on
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, yeah
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to the other side
Come on, baby, let's ride
We can escape to the great sunshine
We made it out to the other side
We made it out to the other side
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Oh, oh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, ah
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Ooh, oh yeah
Coin Master
https://GetCoinMaster.com/~n65Rs3PPFA - it's a link to this game.
here you can watch the gameplay! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ7SDRFNzEM
I recommend it from the bottom of my heart
The Value Lesson
A father said to his daughter:
Congratulations on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now.
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealership in town. Sell it and see how much they offer you.
The girl came back to her father and said:
They offered me 10,000. This is because the car looks very old.
Dad said okay, hold it now take it to the pawnshop.
The girl returns to her father and says:
The pawnshop offered 1,000 because it is a very old car and a lot of investments are needed to drive it again.
The dad told her to join a passionate car club of experts and show them the car.
The girl drove it to the passion car club. She returned to her father after a few hours and told him:
Some people in the club offered me 100,000 because it is a rare, well-preserved, very hard-to-find car!
Then the father said, I wanted to let you know that you're not worth anything if you're not in the right place. If you are not valued, don't be angry, because that just means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your worth. Know your worth and know where you are valued! A diamond doesn't shine at the bottom of a cave.
Kids, aged 5 to 10, were asked questions about what they thought of love and marriage. Here's what they said.
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-- Manuel, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Mike, 10
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
-- Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
-- Ava, age 8
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married,
I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
-- Kirsten, age 10
"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
Kissing:
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want
to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you,
I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -- Curt, age 7
"The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do."
-- Howard, age 8
Beauty:
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
"It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
-- Brian, age 7
What Mom and Dad Have In Common:
"Both don't want no more kids." -- Lori, age 8
How To Tell If Two People Are Married:
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -- Derrick, age 8
Deciding Who To Marry:
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Allan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with." -- Kirsten, age 10
Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
-- Bart, age 9
The Best Age To Get Married:
"Twenty three is the best age because you know the person forever by then." -- Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
Good Advice About Love:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -- Dick, age 7
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." -- Lynnette, age 8
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
What To Do When a First Date Turns Sour:
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -- Craig, age 9
Fate brought her back to me
We all have our moments of
getting attracted to a lady
She was my crush back in school
Years have gone by
everyone has moved on
Somehow fate brought me back to her
We got back in touch
I was nervous but Looking into her eyes brought back the buried feelings and attraction I once had
She held my hands
I felt the warmth and calmness of her palms
She kissed me for the first time
It felt different in a good way
A kisses that still pops up in my head
That can't be easily forgotten
She held and caressed me
Her touch feels so divine
She gave me goosebumps
She planted a new feeling in this heart of mine
She held me close and made sure I never leave her sight.
That night was one of the best night
I watched her sleep so peacefully
I was Happy to be lying in her arms
I wished time paused for a while
So I could enjoy those moments a little longer
Now I don't want to kiss another
I only want to kiss her
I always think about her
She cares about me a great deal
She bent my straightness
Now I wish to be with her and only her
Letter from Home
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.
One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time.
Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
Love, MomP.S. - I was going to send you some spending money, but I had already sealed the envelope and mailed it.
My Elephant joke was just for fun This one is true and all for you
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
Are lousy coz of you
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stainYou’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bagYou’re like a dose of scabies
I’ve got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale. Grimm!People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You’ve got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of themYour bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
you’re no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human raceYou went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide.
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outsideYou hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You’re heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apartYour dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna pissWhat kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you
But I can you are a TWAT
ITS A BOY
SUNDAY APRIL 10,2022 MY GREAT GREAT NEPHEW MAVRICK ERIC LEE WAS BORN. HE IS THE FIRST CHILD OF HIS GENERATION IN OUR FAMILY. HIS UNCLE JUSTIN WAS THE FIRST OF HIS GENERATION AND HIS GRANDFATHER MY NEPHEW BOBBY WAS THE FIRST OF HIS GENERATION IN THIS FAMILY. LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER'S FAMILY ARE GOOD AT BEING FIRST LOL.