I love walking in the rain because no one can see my tears.
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SORRY IF I TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR MAD ABOUT IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE A LOSSSSSSEEEEERRRR LOL
IF YOU GO COMPLAIN TO GAMES AND THEY DELETE MY ACCOUNT GUESS WHAT I WONT CRY LIKE YOU BITCH (( SO WHEN IS MY ACCOUNT BEING DELETED STILL WAITING YOU CRY ENOUGH TO GAMES ))
the 3 wishes
A devil appeared to a woman and offered her 3 wishes:
,and he said but everything I give you your husband will have "10 times more."
She thought about it for a moment and agreed.
1st. Wish: WOMAN: I want to be very, very rich.
DEVIL: remember that your husband will be "10 times more than you."
WOMAN: no problem, mine is his and his is mine... the woman became rich and her husband 10 times richer.
2nd. WISH: WOMAN: I want to be immensely beautiful.
DEVIL, remember that your husband will be "10 times more handsome" and many will be after him.
WOMAN: It doesn't matter, it's no problem, I'm not jealous... the woman became immensely beautiful.
3rd. WISH: WOMAN: I want a very small heart attack, mild, that is just a substitute, nothing more.
THE DEVIL devil remained mute, and thought, "and he thought, unfortunate thing, she already killed him and kept everything.
REALLY!!
A state trooper pulled an 83 year old woman over for speeding. When she handed her license to him he was surprised to see a concealed gun carry permit attached to it. Huh, do you have a gun. Yes I do, a semi 45 in the glove box. Oh he replied, and that's surely all. No, I have a Glock 9 In the center console. He said surely THAT'S all. She held her purse up and said "I do have a little 38 in here". The trooper said lady what are you afraid of? She answered "not a friggin thing".
the frog
a man walks into a bar. he has a frog sitting on top of his head. barkeep looks him up and down, then asks "whats up with that?" and the frog says "well, it all started as a wart on my ass!"
"3 PARACHUTES"
An Airplane was about to Crash...
There were 4 passengers on board.. But Only 3 parachutes!
THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID ---
"I'm Taylor Swift--The Best Singer" have more concerts and
millions of fans needs me- I cant afford to die.
So She took the first pack and left the plane.
THE SECOND PASSENGER ---
Joe Biden said : I Am Newly Elected US President in American history.
So My people don't want me to die.
So He took the second pack and jumped out the plane.
THE THIRD PASSENGER ---
The Pope said to the Fourth Passenger;
A Ten year Old School Boy.....
"My Son I am Old " and Don't have many years left...
You have My Life and Let have You the last parachute.
The Little Boy said: "That's OK your Holiness"...
There's a Parachute left FOR YOU...
America's Smartest President took my School Bag tho..LOL !!!
Of a Mustard Seed, and a Noodle
All my life I've pondered the biblical reference to having faith "even as much as a mustard seed." As a child, I stole a necklace from my mother that contained a mustard seed in its pendant. I took the pendant apart (I'm not saying I was a good child, necessarily!) and examined that mustard seed from all angles, but I couldn't see what was so special about it.
Just this past summer, the thought occurred to me that a mustard seed is simply itself. It doesn't try to grow into a cabbage, or a lemon tree, it just grows mustard, and doesn't waste any effort wishing it was something else, or that the plant next to it was different, or anything. It's just mustard, and it's good with that.
On January 20, my basset hound, Baxter, died of cancer. We called him Noodle as a nickname, because when we first got him he could bend over backwards like a piece of macaroni, and it was hysterical. We got Baxter as a companion to our old basset hound, Bentley (who we called Boo), who had outlived the longest lived of his litter mates by five years, and who was our best friend and companion for 13 years. Boo had slowed down quite a bit by then, and we thought a puppy might keep him interested and active.
Bentley died of old age four months after we got Bax. At the time, I almost couldn't bear to be around poor Baxter, who'd done nothing wrong, other than not being Boo.
Bax was a character. As soon as his voice changed, he immediately fell in love with it, and his favorite thing to do was bark. Ad nauseum. Sometimes he would walk out into the back yard, find everything quiet and nothing to chase or investigate, and he would just bark. At nothing. He loved it, us, not so much. "Noodle! Stop that effing barking!" was a not-uncommon phrase every summer.
I thought of that when he died, and of how completely Baxter he was. He wasn't Boo, he didn't wish he was a bird, he didn't try to grow into a rose bush. He was just Noodle. And maybe all of that barking was just a Noodle making a joyful noise unto the Lord. And God help me, through my tears, but I'm good with that.
.bellos momentos guardados en los corazones de toda alma bella noble y buena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI7UpdT1vYo
what do you think
The best thing that can happen to us is to be children again, because scraped knees definitely hurt less than broken hearts.
Merry Christmas Happy New Year 2024
I haven't been on in about 10 or 11 weeks thought I'd come on Wish you all a late Merry Christmas I hope it was spent with those you love most and you made many many memories to last a lifetime.. And that your 2024 is an awesome year for each of you, I had 2 major kidney surgeries one in November than on Sat Dec 9th we were hit with a tornado and I was in my nieces home who was 7 months pregnant, I had been house bound from surgery for what seemed like and eternity, so I decided to get out Id go help with what I could to set up baby Carson' s nursery, we were alerted by the sirens and our immediate thought what no way and well it went off a 2nd time and wasn't ending we knew it was for real and close, both our phones went off with the alarm at the same time, I was moving very slow due to 3 weeks post op she was moving slow due to 7 month pregnant, as we made our way down stairs the winds felt like they were pulling us out of her house, we made it to the basement level and within seconds you were deafened by the tornado going right over the house , it was only seconds but it felt like hours, as it was over neighbors came over and were yelling was she ok, , the entire top half of the house was gone no where to be found, it was just like you had sawed it in half, .Within hours she was in full labor baby Carson came that night and was born at 26 weeks he weighed 2 pounds 2 ounces and is in NICU and will be for a few more months, I ended up having a 2nd surgery 3 days after this for damage had done to my previous surgery, I'm doing ok but please I'd like to ask you to pray for Carson, he is still so so very tiny and has such a long road of healing and growing to do to be able to come home to us all.. Things can and will get replaced , lives and those we love are the most important things in this world, Damage to my house and barns are still in repairs, my nieces house was a total loss, and this past week end she moved into her new home closer to where I am, :) Carson in all of this is the most important thing to all of my family.. Babies are amazing and so so much stronger in their fights than we can even imagine, I'm in awe of this tiny lil boy struggling so so hard just to survive and begin his life, I've saw pain and heart break in the eyes of my niece who I raised like my daughter, and I know her pain and even still all I can do is love her thru it and trust Gods plan for her Carson and my family...