"EACH DAY WE LIVE IS A GIFT"...
Points needed: 65
WIFE: I have a bag full of used clothing, I'd like to donate.
HUSBAND: Why not just throw it in the trash?
That's much easier...
WIFE: But there are poor starving people who
can really use all these clothes.
HUSBAND: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing
is not Starving...
HUSBAND IS RECOVERING FROM A HEAD INJURY NOW!!!