Mollie

There's a land where I go when I need to share, That's not on a map, yet exists everywhere.
There's names without faces, a curious place A modern creation thats called cyber-space.
Theres all sorts of people with cute little names like Sandman and Rosebud and Flames.
Some are just snobs and some are real fun and some of them just want to find someone.
The good and the bad ones, they all play a role. Still each one unique, but part of the whole.
 We talk and we laugh and wonder "Why?". We giggle, we hug, and sometimes we cry.
 We can not be heard and can not be seen. Yet, there it all is, right there on our screen.
But look deeper still -- the most curious part is the power it has to open our heart.
To share with a stranger those things we've concealed, Which to our closest of friends we'd never reveal.
 Our deepest regrets and most troubling fears, The scars in our life which bring us to tears.
What gives them the power to reach into me And show me the truths that I never see.
When we need some direction we know we can find a friendship to nurture just waiting online. ????

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.
 You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful.There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever.

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...


In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!


Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!!


Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!


Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

A man walks into a Bar...A triple Courvoisier if you please barman. The golden liquid is served
 and the customer takes a huge gulp, then says "I really shouldn't be drinking this with what I got,
The barman, looking alarmed, says "Why, what have you got?"
50p.......

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night,
he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.