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The Wife From Hell 2017-07-16


A Husband and wife had been arguing, when the husband , did not realize he was driving a bit to fast, was pulled over by a police officer for speeding 

The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' 

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.' 

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' 

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?' 

The wife smiles demurely and says,'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.' 

As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, the man glowers

at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' 


The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.' 

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' 

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving..' 

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' 

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?' 

I love this part……….. : 

'Only when he's been drinking'

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  • I Love Nurses340 days ago
    never underestimate a woman to bring you
  • prd10340 days ago
    ...depending on your perspective, she could be "The Good Wife."
  • Xxx_Emerald_xxX340 days ago
    In response to ur profile pic Nap... The 2nd one works for me
  • Xxx_Emerald_xxX340 days ago
    At least he said 'please' shut up.. Nothing like a polite chauvinist pig
  • maria.kesser340 days ago
    loll G1