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PAINTING THE PORCH

2010-11-23       

 PAINTING THE PORCH............

        A blonde teenager in Springfield , Ohio ,

        wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,

        decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

        and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.


        She went to the front door of the first house and asked

        the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.


        "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"

        he said, "How much will you charge me?"


        Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"


        The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and

        everything she would need was in the garage.

        The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband,

        "Does she realize that our porch goes

        ALL the way around the house?"

        He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

        The wife replied, "You're right.

        I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes

        we've been getting by email lately."

        Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

        "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

        "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over,

        so I gave it two coats."

        Impressed, the man reached into his pocket

        for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.


        "And by the way, "the blonde added,

        "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

LET US PRAY

2010-01-14       

LET US ALL PRAY FOR OUR BROTHERS & SISTERS IN HAITI. GOD BLESS THEM ALL.

LUCKY

2009-03-17       

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

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