ELITERLISA

MERRY CHRISTMAS

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCya1yiFFP4

Stoners live and stoners die,

and at the end they all get high,

 then soon the don't succeed,

FUCK IT ALL LETS SMOKE SOME WEED!

When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
“Proposal”,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You

Come here,
take off your pants and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!

What if life only lasted a day,
Do you think we'd appreciate it better?
What if life was like hell,
Do you think we would dream? 
About a life like we have now?
What if in life we had everything,
Do you think it would get boring?
Why want another life? 
Your life is perfect already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1WYd732SeI

When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him?

When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him?