Dear Santa
Im just sending you this note to update you on any reports you may have been sent(for they are all lies).Ive been good this year(despite what your been told) would I lie to YOU Santa? nooooooooo.I sweep giftys lobbys and cleaned up her spills ,delivered beer(and didnt have a sip of any)Ive brought gifty home from the bar safely,hosted when gifty was too lets just say under the weather,done all my chores gifty handed to me,.Now I ask you santa dont I deserve a good report and did I mention your looking rather fit this year.smoochessssssssssssss from the good Host
