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My Ex wife called me up and said our daughter called me a bad name, I asked her what did she call  her, she replied I am not repeating it
I asked her was it the B word she said NO I then asked her if it was the C word she said NO
Then I said well she didn't hear it from me.

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I was in the pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the  bar.

They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from  Scotland ?"

One of them chirped "It's WALES you f*cking idiot  !!!"

So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from  Scotland ?"

That's the last thing I remember.

 


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An 8 year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.

The boy asked, "What are you doing, Father?"

"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this  soon."

"Why, Father?" the boy asked.

The priest replied, "Because my wrist is killing me."




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Dear Dr Phil,

I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing  topless from my bedroom window. As I was playing with myself I turned to notice  my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me.

Dr., is my  wife a pervert?