Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.
There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.
Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage the wife felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device.
She got very angry.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.
"How could you have been lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
bajka..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vox-DBWlx9Afunny shit
Final Fantasy XV A New Empire.
Just wondering if anyone here is playing this game on their mobile phone. If so please let me know and wondering what realm you're in. =)stan lee has past away
R.IP. stan lee. the creator of marvel comics. now you can go to heaven and meet up with and reunite with your partner and artist jack kirby. you can make up new stories about new heros .......and jack can draw the heros with SQUARED FINGER TIPS....SQUIGGLY LINES FOR MUSCLES.....KNEES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE WEARING KNEE PADS.....AND HANDS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR HEAD. and all the heroines will have the same basic face and body but will be distinguished BY wearing a different uniform and by having different hair.......WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SQUIGGLY LINES. LOTS OF SQUIGGLY LINES.See my private pics.
Babblesex.com search Tracy Woo or send me an email at tracywoo5555@gmail.comTHE DEALER BIAS IN GAME DESIRE
i don't need to make excuses for what happens during a session of poker. as of the time of this writing, i have played near 411.000 hands of poker on game desire. close to 5 years ago, i opened an account here and got the 10k in free chips and started playing in the 200 dollar buy in tables. i played a tight aggressive game and did well right from the start, very often tripling my buy in or more. as my bankroll grew i would advance to higher buy ins. long story short.....after 411.000 hands, i am up near 73 million. NEVER bought chips. i understood the long term success in poker comes from playing a very small percent of your bankroll and slowly increasing it. this way you can absorb the down swings.a peculiar thing started happening as my bankroll grew. it became very apparent after i went into my first tournament THE DYNAMITE...and won it on the first try. all of a sudden my bankroll was at 11 million. it was about this time that things started getting shaky and strange. it started getting progressively more difficult for me to win as i used to. bad luck kept hounding me during games. then things would start to improve, but as i kept increasing my bankroll and the buy ins, the streaks of bad luck would become more persistent and stretch out for longer periods of time. this doesn't make sense to me. this is because it took me many thousands of hands just to get to my first million in chips. and least 100,000 hands if not more. that is a very large sample size to indicate my method of playing WORKS and is sound statistically. but somehow.....it just started falling apart? i'm sorry..but no...this simply can't be the case. it is absurd to say that i was simply getting 'lucky' after 100,000- 200,000 hands. anyone that understands statistics knows that is an absurd statement to make.and yet, as my bankroll grew this phenomenon of OBSCENE bad luck kept appearing. i ended up having to adjust my playing style. then things would improve for a bit only to encounter silly bad luck. it felt intentional. it felt it was happening on purpose. especially once i reached 50 million it seemed the game desire program declared war on me. here is what is happening that never used to happen:1) the dry flop becomes a mythical creature..like the unicorn. that you never see. for the last year and half, when i connect big on the flop...there will be a flush draw that i am not part of almost every time. dealer sabotage. dealer voodoo. it is like a plague. especially if i catch treys on the flop...then the entire flop will be a flush. this is almost guaranteed to happen. and in the event your initial pre flop raise makes everyone fold EXCEPT one guy who calls...they idiot will have the flush draw and there will be no getting him off it no matter how high you bet..they will call their 7 3 SUITED and get their cheap flushtard win over your aces ....usually immediately on the turn. either i am constantly dealing with flush flops or the dealer will put an entire straight...like 7 8 9........and some donk who has been lucky all night will hit that flop BIG and i have KK and i can;t bring myself to believe he is actually getting lucky again for the 20th time......and guess what? yeah, you know what.....the donk flopped the straight.2) your chances of getting a flush draw connect for you on the turn or river becomes 5 percent. same as your chances of getting that open ended straight....5 percent. i may be exaggerating but i wish i was kidding about this. i have stopped chasing flushes and open straights all together. especially if it is a big pot and it will be expensive to chase them. thats when the dealer will never give them you me. they just don't come. they don't feel like it guess. i don't know whats going on...i USED to play into my flush draws to build up the pot for when i connected. i USED to. i must have upset some GOD somewhere by doing that. i don't know what i did...but i am paying the price.3) getting rag hands and not hitting anything on the flop for 50-100 hands becomes a common occurrence. well how else is the voodoo dealer going to stop me from raising pre flop with aj...kq...a 10...ak...etc..? THATS how. enjoy sitting there watching other people play while you have your thumb up your ass. and the thing is...not only am i getting crap hands that i keep folding...but even if i called the flop still wouldn't have giving me anything!! no good hands for you...and just incase you thought of playing them smart guy..nothing on the flop anyway..for good measure. who do you think you are..mere mortal....trying to play to win a hand?4) when you decide to play loose and a lot of hands...the one time you fold you would have gotten a full house on the flop................................yep..............everytime.......that ONE time. i can feel my ulcer acting up just typing this.5) you lose to the same donk 15-20 consecutive hands no matter what you play or he plays. no matter what.....the dealer still will stop at nothing to make him win and there is nothing too shameful that the dealer will allow to happen to make him win. once i had AA....was going all in against a lucky donk who was killing me with rags.....he had j 7 unsuited.......and called...the flop came.. 2 3 4 5 6. yeah. that actually happened. think about that. i think both GOD and the DEVIL were mad at me that night.the point of this all, and what i am getting to is this. this never used to happen. only as i keep increasing my bankroll does this keep happening without end. and i still have increased it . but i makes no sense that i can't do it playing like i used to for a huge number of hands. here is what i notice. i check the results of the other players. shameful luck only seems to go to the players that are negative millions. the worst players. i don't have bad luck against the good players. only against the terrible ones. why? these guys are buying chips. game desire wants them to keep buying chips. so it gives them these winning streaks to keep them addicted. most of these idiots don't even keep track of their loses. they forget how much they've lost and only remember the thrill of 'owning the table' killing the table' when they are on one of these artificial winning streaks the program rigs for them. they end up losing their winning eventually...then buy more vhips. this is how game desire keeps them hooked. some of these idiots are negative massive amounts..200 million...500 million...the worst i saw was a guy who was negative 2.5 BILLION. the guys name is bebetobeto....go search that name and go to the profile page and see for yourself if you think i am kidding. do the math!!!! assume 30 dollars to buy 1 million in chips.....2.5 billion is 2500 millions x 30 bucks...........thats 75, 000 dollars this nutcase has spent to play with PRETEND MONEY!! and it can be argued he buys them on special for half the price.....i doubt it...this guy is impulsive and will buy chips on the fly during tiournaments to REBUY chips. even if that were true.....this tournament loses are the same as his 2.5 billion on table games!!! his web page USED to have a 'happy face' icon...now it is a 'sad face' icon.....maybe he lost this house or something because he couldnt pay his visa bills. i don't know. but he isn't around anymore.this abnormal luck phenomenon happens when.....i am at a table and another good player with a high positive bankroll is there.....and there are donks on the table that are too dumb to know they are 300 million in the hole. the program checks the results....sees that i am way up..they are wayyyy down...and will conpensate for them by screwing me in any way it can. who better to take chips away from than the ones who have never paid for them and are up huge? there is one guy who..is terrible.....massive loser.....when he comes to my table..he starts throwing out big bets.....and keeps winning pot after pot. it becomes suspicious because even when i fold but THREE or FOUR other players call his raise..on the flop he will throw out another big bet and they ALL fold.....and this will repeat to 10-15 hands..even more...NO ONE ELSE seems to catch anything on the flop and keep folding to this guy..or if one calls..he will lose to this guy anyway. i can see this happening ONE night. but this has happened three times in a row when he is in the same room with me. do you understand? i track this guys loses....he wins when i am at the table.....but a day later..after he has been at another table with other losers..his losses have increased. but when he is at my table...where the program can check and see i am up huge and he is down huge....the rigging starts. and this guy can't seem to lose. there is no other explanation. that simply cannot happen. it CANNOT happen. i have busted him twice...but it is almost impossible as the 'luck' he gets is almost supernatural. game desire rigs the games against the good players. it does this to keep the bad ones buying their chips. i honestly have no doubt. and game desire is making a fortune from these suckers.Whats on your mind?
https://youtu.be/aatr_2MstrI"You Say"- (Lauren Daigle-Music Video)
"But I Trust in Your Unfailing Love.My Heart Rejoice in Your Salvation." (Psalm 13:5)https://youtu.be/N8WK9HmF53wI HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HAPPINESS LATELY
For decades I have said everyone is entitled to their share of happiness in this world if they can find it. Something happened a short time ago that has me wondering about something. Is it wrong in your quest for your happiness to take away someone else's happiness to get what you want? That would be hard enough to deal with if you were the one who lost their happiness so someone else could have theirs if both parties were strangers. EXAMPLE: The movie WHAT ABOUT BOB this couple had saved for years to buy a house near a lake, and just as they were about to get it someone else stepped in with more money took away their chance to own their dream house. That was 2 strangers, but when someone you know and like takes away something you worked hard to get it is really hard to move past it to keep your friend. It can be done however if the wronged person has a big forgiving heart. The problem comes in when the person who lost their happy to a friend and then the friend rubbs it in their face. I have not clue why people act like that, but they do. EXAMPLE: I have 2 friend I met on the net, and I liked them both a lot, and they both liked each other more then a lot. I got both of them Christmas presents the first year we knew the second friend. The second friend got me a present that year, but the first one did not get me anything NOT EVEN AND EMAIL CHRISTMAS CARD and those are free. I did not mind her not buying me a present. When I buy someone a present I do not do it to get them to buy me something I do it cause I want them to have it. I will admit I was disappointed she did not even send me an e card, but even that did not make me mad. What made me mad was for weeks after Christmas at least 4 times she told me and retold me what she had got for our other friend and her whole family for Christmas. One of the things was a laptop computer. Even that would not have made me mad IF she had only told me it ONE time, but after the 4th time I straight up told her. Know what I do not appreciate you throwing it in my face what you got her and her family for Christmas when I got you a present and you could not even be bothered to send me an e card that would have been free. She stopped after I laid it out to her, but as you can see I still have not forgotten that. Could be because I just talked to them both the other night lol. The friendship survived it as strong friendships can if both sides want it to be true.I still believe EVERYONE is entitled to do what makes them happy cause we only get 1 go round in this world. I just think if your happy causes someone else to lose their happy you should be a bit more sensitive about it and not throw it in your friend's face so they have to think about it all the time.Right Here Waiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAEROGER A CHAPMAN JR
I WAS BORN IN AND I AM ORIGINALLY FROM MILWAUKEE, WI.THANK YOU.♥ ★ ☆ ☮ ALL MY FRIENDS ☮ ☆ ★ ♥
Good day Everybody!! I'm Back lolAlways bringing you the very bestNew Rock Music Videosavailable to you, right here, right now on yourfavorite game site, Game Desire.This song is from The Revivalistsis called "All My Friends"
and is a song I love and so will you.and was released Nov 4th, 2018That's just ...A FEW DAYS!!!!... AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARE YOU FCKN' Kidding me???How FRESH is that? lolololololMy SHIT is ALWAYS so, so, so Fresh!
This song is the DOPIEST DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As promised, New Rock Music Videos,signed, sealed & delivered...Live Version...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoEhegvk2JoLyric Version...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZygSY-2on0cI can't get a hold of myselfBreaking all the rules, playing games with my healthMy love said I've gone off the railsBut I know it's okay 'cause I do it so wellI'm in my 20's living recklessSo turn the hourglass over and let's wreck thisIt's a brand new world, I got a brand new heartAnd everyday I make a brand new startI'm in my 20's not in a hurryI got a bulletproof chest so you can't hurt meIt's a brand new world, I got a brand new heartAnd everyday I get a brand new startAll my friends take good care of meWherever I go, they bring me home when I got no place to beAll my friends take good care of meThey get me high, they're on my side as far as I can seeI'm in my 20's, I'm the futureI'm a shaker and I'm a moverGot a vision coming from afarGonna take me back to where you areI'm in my 20s, not getting restlessGot some hemp now on my diamond necklaceIt's a brand new world, I got a brand new heartAnd everyday I get a brand new startAll my friends take good care of meWherever I go, they bring me home when I got no place to beAll my friends take good care of meThey get me high, they're on my side as far as I can seeI can't get a hold of myselfBreaking all these rules, playing games with my healthMy love said I've gone off the railsBut I know it's okay 'cause I do it so wellAll my friends take good care of meWherever I go, they bring me home when I got no place to beAll my friends take good care of meThey get me high, they're on my side as far as I can see, yeahAll my friends(Take good care of me)Wherever I go, they bring me homeAll my friends(Take good care of me)They get me high, they're on my side(They get me high, they're on my side)
Last comments on this issue
The woman whose profile page I have been posting about has pointed out several things that I had wrong in my previous posts, so I feel I need to correct them.
1. She did NOT ask people for money or for them to spend money at the "for profit" porn site she had in her profile - the fact remains, she is linking people to the "for profit" web site and NOT to her own personal web page. Also, I did NOT say that any of HER photos were offensive in any way. I DID say (and still say) that having that link on her profile is totally inappropriate for this site.2. I said she told the "men" to check out her photos. That was incorrect. She directed her comments to the whole table, which just happened to be made up of men. I am sorry for not making that distinction clear. Also, she never said whether HER photos were sexually explicit - she just had the link in her profile to the for pay site and said to "search for her".3. She has privately called ME a prude. Believe me, nothing could be farther from the truth. I am NOT upset at the content of her photos (I haven't even seen them), but I DO feel that having a link to a for profit porno site is inappropriate for this site. If she had put the same (regardless of how explicit or hard core) photos up in her OWN web page not linked to a for profit one, I would not have had a single concern and would have gone there to view them.4. I want to note that I have NOT mentioned her name or ID and I have NOT reported anything at all to Game Desire. I just wanted to comment, not on the content of her photos, but on the fact that links to for profit websites (especially where minors can be involved) are not appropriate here.Lastly, I am NOT trying to make this person look like some sort of "undesirable" - I DON 'T THINK SHE IS. I am just commenting on her linking to a site that is trying its best to take people's money.In all fairness, I am deleting my post that said she solicited money while at the table.THE NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN
Have you ever heard the expression a new broom sweeps clean. It refers to something being new and how everyone wants it and everyone loves it because it is new and shiny, and everyone thinks it is the greatest thing sense the discovery of electricity. It does not take long though for that shiny new thing to get tarnished and worn. Just like a broom will be less effective with age so is anything else. This is not true of all things. I still have a broom my mother bought 40 years ago. I will admit it has had a little work done on it over the years. but it will still sweep a sidewalk as good as any new broom.Those of you who know me and know my writing style have already figured out this blog is not really about brooms. It goes much deeper it is for all those people out there who abandon something strong and stable for a new thing when it is created. It is very exciting to be on the forefront of new things, but I personally like to stay with the old reliable things and do not concern myself with new things when they show up. I have a Kenmore sweeper that is nearly 50 years old and it still runs. It is a little the worse for ware, but it is in good shape for its age. I have had to replace the hose 2 times over they decades . It is often necessary to make adjustments to things to keep them running from year to year, but true quality will stand the time.I would much rather have old quality then brand new shiny garbage. The thing to remember is not to give up on something or someone just because something or someone new comes along.I have noticed many people are fickle. They have no clue what they really want so they bounce around from person to person never really putting any commitment into making things better. While others have a clear view of what they want in life and they make it happen.A bit of a revision to my last post
It was pointed out to me that she didn't DIRECTLY solicit money for photos. She DID, however, include a link to the Porn site on her Game Desire profile and tell the men at the table to go there. It is a fine distinction, but to be fair, that distinction should be made. Perhaps I was too harsh in my last post. Also, I was careful NOT to disclose the person's name.Happy Holiday, comrades!
Honest opinion on this? In regards to a post written by jane_and.the_dragon regarding a Nurse being fired for painting herself black for Halloween
First of all love your blog Jane! I missed this one on the News (since they bring everything that happens within minutes, seconds, we can even admit ) This is how i see it. I deal with areas that some may not on a daily base. Being an assistant Pharmacist (still in University to obtain my Phd) I have the pleasure of educating, dispensing... "Methadone". Which the correct dose prevents withdrawal symptoms and eases drug cravings. It's a bonus to be helping these individuals to get off (hopefully) Opioids . I bring this example up as they too are judged! Crackheads,Heroin addicts,hookers,thieves..etc. etc. These people are ill. It is a Sickness! They all wish they could be like you and I with millions of others being what they call normal "Drug free". Lets not judge them also. They are breathing, human & living,caring people who are being badly condemned. It's like what this great blog is about!! It is all about Society judging others where they have absolutely NO right what so ever to do. I do not see a "Black person" or Red, Orange and Brown. They bleed Red (every single person bleeds Red ) People have the right to live their life as they chose(as long as there is no harm to another) I do not see in any law book that I have read telling me a White person can not portray being Black.Same sex marriages,transgenders,transsexuals,blacks with whites (or any color) in my eyes and point of view is harmless! Who am I to judge? or anyone else? I do not wish to get into the Political aspect of it. I believe racist/racism has an impact on how there is so much hate.. followed by violence a good many of times. I am Canadian. I fully respect our closest neighbours (also the United States itself) along with ever other Nationality, color, political views and choices. Come on everyone, lets all live a "mind our own business policy" .. " No hate policy" ... "No judgment/judging policy" Lets bring out the Love for all Policy. Hugs with LOVE from Canada... Tam
I apologize for any typos. Also to address the Media problem(s) I agree that some information is either exaggerated, false or/and blown up for only ratings. Then i have to look on the other hand, without them i wouldn't know the half of what happens everyday in our World. It's a catch 22. Dammed if you, dammed if you don't. Keep smiling everyone,it suits all of u. Not to mention that too is contagious
Why has this happened?
It seems that the fact that Racism and Republican both begin with the letter "R" is no coincidence in today's America. It certainly hasn't been that way in the past, but it DOES seem like there is a definite link now. WHY? How did the Party of Lincoln become the party that trades on fear and racism? They claim that they are the only REAL patriots, but support candidates who are racist -- something that isn't patriotic at all. WHY?I am now changing my party affiliation and will support candidates that don't spew hate and invectives. My parents were immigrants and I am technically a Birthright Citizen. Because of that, I can no longer stay a member of a political party that doesn't want people like me.Word Shuffle
Discovered a game - Word Shuffle - that actually causes me to use my feeble little brain AND avoid the frustration of the poker tables where there are a majority of people that really don't want to play the game, but simply spin the wheel of "fortune". Give it a try, you might find it to be a nice respite from the poker conundrum.Something To Think About
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.Then came the crap. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.And other birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ..... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.Now let's see......
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ”ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the crapda raidarz vs gold blooded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTJgDJTTKGMI NEED YOU -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHqUbGQjbwWindow By The Stairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlxk6S016NIIMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY
It has been said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I saw a thing in the news today that really messed with my mind. It was about a nurse who ALLEGEDLY dressed in black face as part of a Halloween costume, and some people took offense at it. I am old enough to remember AL Jolson so I know where this black face thing came from and why people would be mad at THAT, but I saw the costume this girl had on. I did not see anything offensive about it. She did not have the boot black stage paint the old minstrel shows would use. Her costume was a very tasteful costume of a pretty African American woman. I do not understand why anyone would take offense at her wearing a costume that matched her man. They are a biracial couple and if her man was not offended what gives anyone else the right to take offense to the point of firing her. I do not think she meant any offense by the costume. The reason I am writing this is because I really think people are missing the point of Halloween. It is a time you are free to be someone you are not. Like that woman about a week ago who dressed as Diana Ross one of the best singers of her time. How stupid would she have looked if she had not dawned a darker makeup to go with the costume.Sense people are wanting to make a federal issue over someones choice of a Halloween costume, why not take it one step more. You have people running around with severed limbs in nearly every haunted house and costume store in the country. By the standard that make up to fit a costume is not politically correct then costumes with severed limbs are not either, because it could be argued it demeans amputees. Also what about the ugly green witch costumes do they not also demean practices of the Wicca faith?Another thing that gets me is the one sided politically correctness. Lets take a look at all the movies that are casting the roles of white characters with actors of other colors. The real tragedy is when they do not keep the characters trademarks. Ok they cast all the white roles with African Americans and no one took offense at that. I did however hate the fact the actress playing Annie in that rendition did not have the trademark red hair. Seriously if you are going to do something do it right. Which brings me back to people who want to dress up as their favorite performers of a different race and so they dawn the appropriate make up to make it happen. Instead of being flattered people wanted to be like them, people are taking offense at the color of the make up used to make the costume authentic.I would like to point out IF it had been the black face with the embellished features like in the old minstrel show. I really think people need to stop being afraid they may say or do something that will offend someone else and everyone just live their own lives. We need to stop trying to live other peoples lives. This is still America. And last I looked there was no law against wearing a costume so I do not see how they could fire that nurse for something she did on her own time that had nothing to do with her job.Pages: 40
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