Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown
in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as
-Romance 9.5 and
-Personal Attention 6.5,
and installed undesirable programs such as
-NFL 3.0 and
-Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housekeeping 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system. Please enter the command:
"I thought you loved me.html", download
Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as they were designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, please remember that overuse of
the above applications may cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a risky
application that may download the Snoring Loudly Beta Program.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 while on
Husband 1.0. This program is
unsupported and will crash the system.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but does have limited memory and doesn't
learn new applications quickly. You may
consider running additional software to
improve both memory and performance of
the system. We recommend Cooking 3.0
and Hot _ Lingerie 7.7.