How to wash a Cat
Jack Savoretti - Closer (Official Audio)
https://youtu.be/jl-HUyGJAXIIS THERE ANYTHING MORE AGORVATING?
Is there anything more agrovating then trying to help someone set up a computer, and they do not follow the dirrections you tell them. I am helping someone set up a computer, and I told him to write his windows actovation code, before he tried to actovate it. He did not listen. Seriously, what is it with men and not following dirrections. When I tell someone to do something a certain way I do it for a reason, and it anoys me to no end if it is not done that way, bucause the we usually have to go back and start over. If a guy thinks they know more then I do about something I am more then happy to step aside and let them do it, BUT do not try to cercomvent what I am telling you, if it is something I know more about then you do.I really hate when I am helping over the phone. I can not see what is going on. I would rather be there in person or use a team viewer. Then when you are working with someone who does not tell you everything he is doing as he does it that is more annoying.Another thing that gets me with some guys is it would not matter a bit what you tell them or why, they are going to do as they please even if it turns out to be a big mistake in the end. I guess my thing is why ask me to help if you are not going to do what I tell you to fix the problem? If he would have took my advice we would not be dealing with this tonight. I told him to wait till after the first of the month. Seriously he has 2 other computers that BOTH work so why was it so urgent this one be fixxed tonight?Merry Christmas to me
Dog farts. Cat can't take it. LMAOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v4AL3SquYGo Drew Brees
Drew Brees has further solidified his legacy as one of the most prolific passers in NFL history. During the Saints "Monday Night Football" game against the visiting Colts, the 20-year veteran broke Peyton Manning's record for career touchdown passes during the third quarter with a five-yard strike to tight end Josh Hill to give the Saints a 27-0 lead over the Colts.
He tied the mark in the second quarter on 21-yard score to Tre'Quan Smith.
Brees, who needed three touchdowns entering the game to pass Manning, now has 541 career touchdown passes (he hit Taysom Hill for a score in the third quarter, marking his 21st straight completion in the game) and counting, passing Manning's 539.e
my christmas story (heart warming story ruined)
it was a few years ago, jus at week before christmas, when there was a knock at the door. it was a young girl who had lived in the neighbourhood and i recognized. her mother was standing beside her. . the girl told me she needed money for figure skates and that her mother was poor and didn't have enpugh to buy her any and that she was making her go house to house asking for donations. i looked at the girl and i could see she was feeling some shame and was looking down at the ground and i felt pity for her. i decided right then and there i would buy her figure skates i wasn't the richest guy in the world but i was fairly well off and there was something about this child that was endearing to me, even though i didn't know her. i could tell she was having a hard life and was living without many things other children take for granted. she was a pretty and healthy looking child and i felt fate was squandering her the most basic dose of happiness and comfort in life.at first the mother was shocked when i offered to drive them to a mall and buy the skates myself. however, they did agree and i could see the astonishment and excitement in the girls face. the mother sat in the front seat and my only complaint was that she was quite heavy looking and kept making grunts and wheezing sounds as we drove to the mall. when we got there the girl could hardly wait to jump out of the car and run to the sporting store, but her mother corrected her eagerness and told her it was rude of her to try and rush ahead. i noticed the girl looking at the food court as we passed it and i offered to buy them a meal, since we were there. i could tell the girl probably hadn't had a full meal in her life and they were both eager to order food...the mother ordered a lot of food. we sat down and i watched, with a sense of satisfaction and contentment as they both consumed the meal with hardly a pause or a look around at decorated insides of the mall. they were intensely focused on eating and as good as it made me feel to see the girl being well fed...the voracity she was showing as she ate gave me a tinge of pity as well. it seemed like she never had a full meal before.then i noticed her mother was making those trained breathing noises again and all of a sudden there was a stench in the air that hit me in the face. the mother suddenly stood up and the front of her pants was soaked and as she started turning, looking for a direction to run ....the back of her pants was stained a dark brown, and i could see the stains running down the back of her legs as she tried to run to the nearest washroom, which wasn't that close. she was leaving a trail of wet, brown stained shoe prints that seemed to go on and on and didn't even seem to slowly start fading as she made her way into the washroom, almost like they were all painted onto the floor. MOM!!!! the girl screamed!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO TAKE THE FIBRE PILLS!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN???THE END.Dumb thieves in Brazil try to steal a TV and make a fool of themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcH25Dn_loIt's been a while
It has been a while sense I have written anything. With Christmas approaching I find my head full of memories of past Christmases. Some of the memories are good ones some are not so good. The ones that hurt the most are the ones of people I have lost in my life. It does not matter how I lost them, some died, and some moved on without me, and a couple I moved on without.
I feel everyone that touches your life for good or for bad is there for a reason. There is something you re meant to learn either by their presence in your life or by the way you lose them. A few people stick out profoundly. I had a friend that was like a sister to me. I even introduced her to someone one time as my sister. I thought she would always be part of my life, but she moved up in the world got a good education and a better job. Now she does not even stop to say hi when she drives by my house. I have no clue what caused her to be like this. Her sisters are not like that. When they see me not only do they stop to talk, her one sister usually hugs me. I saw here just last week. That may be why this is on my mind now. I had another friend that from the first time I met her it was like I had known her forever. She was very good to me MOST OF THE TIME, and I miss her. The thing is I have only myself to blame for losing her. We got into a fight one day, and I said something I knew would hurt her to make her back off. Unfortunately for me not only did I make her back off that day. She stepped out of my life forever. That will be 3 years ago in March and still sometimes I morn the loss. She is still alive , but apparently because of what I said in anger I am dead to her. Well you know what they say about acting in haste and not thinking things through first.
Three days before Christmas will be the anniversary of the death of my first real love. He and I had broke up about a year before his death, but we had managed to regain our friendship before he died. Had he lived he would have been married in June of the following year to a wonderful woman who was really good for him. Even though we parted I still miss him this time of year.
I guess truth be know I have not really had a great Christmas sense 1969. My grandpa died Christmas day. I was just a kid and I was setting there playing with the best toy I ever got when the phone call came in Grandpa was dead. Nothing like the death of a family member to take the edge off a happy feeling.
Enough sad stuff. I am going to try to be happy this Christmas. I had a pretty good year this year. I am going to think good thoughts, and try to push the sad ones out. I am hoping for another good year next year.
HAPPY THOUGHTS lol.
I doubt the people that are no longer in my life that are still alive will ever see this blog BUT if the do I hope they know I miss them. I hope everyone has a lovely holiday. Remember one thing HOLD ON TIGHT TO THOSE YOU LOVE we never know how long they will be in our lives.UNBELIEVABLE PACKAGE SERVICE
If this sounds like I am complaining, GOOD cause I am. I ordered a package about a week ago, and it was suposed to be signature requiered. APPARENTLY they tried to deliver it yesterday, but they could not have knocked too hard. I WAS HOME ALL DAY! I never heard a knock on my door, but at around 11 am I found a tag on my door saying they had tried to deliver. When our furnace is running it is really hard to hear the door if they knock on the outside door. We have a knocker on the inside door, and had they used it, I would have heard it.The note said they had taken my package to a local craft store, and I could pick it up there. The whole point of mail order is because I do not have a car to go pick up things. So when I called the guys in the brown shorts, I was told I would have to go to the craft store to get my package. What happened to them coming back the next day if they missed you? And what happened to knocking hard enough for people to hear it. I have noticed a growing trend to just drop the package and run without ever even knocking on the door, so I have only their word that the ever even knocked at all.If I wanted to go to a store to pick up a package I would not have mail ordered it. Apparently this store is a package pick up point for this delivory service. I have no clue what the thought process is for taking packages that were meant to be delivered to residents to a store to be picked up by the owner.I got up way early thinking they would bring it back today like they used to. Then I read the note that was left closer, and became confused. I called the men in brown and asked what it meant. I was shocked when I was told I would have to go pick it up at a craft store. I fail to see how this benifits anyone. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME VENT!SUNDAY
This sunday will be the biggest and most stressful day of they year in my family. It is the anual Christmas gathering. I can't wait. I hve a nephew who is allways sucked into video games so I got him a special present. I got him a puzzle box with 2 drawers. In the little and easiest one to open I put a quarter with a note that it is a good start, but keep going. In the second drewer i put his real present. It probably will not take him long to open it, because his dad told me after I bought it that his moms side of the family has got puzzle boxes for him before.My sister-in-law is hosting this year. I feel sorry for her she herself has not been well this year. I offered to help but she did not take me up on it. I have a feeling she thinks it will be easier with her mom and my neice helping. She knows my neice and I sometimes but heads . Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my niece sooooooooooooo much she is the closest thing I will ever have to a child of my own. Thing is we are very much alike in many ways. That is what makes for the friction from time to time.I am just hoping the snow is not too deep. We are having the party at my sisters in the mountains, and they are clling for some snow that morning. If it snows much I will need to ware my boots and take something else to put on my feet when we get inside, because my boots are really warm.I have a hunch I know what my sister and my nephew got tme for Christmas, because my sister and my nephews wife were asking a lot of questions about a couple things. I think they may be going to get me them.What is odd this year is with Christmas only about a week away I still have only gotten 5 Christmas cards. There is one that is usually here by this time that has not shown. I figure my realitives will save their cards for the gathering and save the postage. lol Did I mention some of my realitives are on the frugal side lol?If we can get through it with out my sisters girls fighting with each other or the youngest one and I getting into a fight, the event should be a great time. I have had my shopping done for weeks. I start early in the year, so by the time Christmas gets here I can relax when many others are stressed out.All I have to do now is deside what I am going to ware and which camera I am taking with me. There is a ppv on that night so in way I hope to get home before it is too late. If I have it figured right I shoud not miss more then half of it. My one nephew has a long way to travle to get home and 7 of my nieces and nephews have school the next day. Also my oldest niece is a teacher so she does too lol. I am thinking about everyone will be clearing out no later the 9 pm.Just one more
The Chief comes out of his tepee where his wife had just given birth of his 4th child. His son asks what he planned to call this one. He looked around and noticed a female deer running through the meadow. He looked at his son and said " she will be know as Running Doe. I named your brother Climbing Bear because I saw a bear climbing a tree for honey, and your sister Two Deer because that is what I saw when I came out of the tepee, tell me Two Dogs Screwing, why do you ask?"Olga Tañón Basta ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwzeruC0Y9UDURACELL DID IT AGAIN
Am I the only one that has this problem? Or are there many more of us out there that have had things ruined by duracell batteries leaking in the devices. I do not know why I keep buying them. In the past 3 years I have had 5 different devices ruined because of duracell leaks. YES the company will try to replace the damaged things for you if you call them, BUT why is this happening. I am always careful where and how I store my unused betteries. The latest victim is a little led flashlight. I had just used this thing back in April and it worked fine. When I picked it up today it would not light , so I opened it to change the batteries. I was shocked to find 2 of the batteries had leaked so baddly the wrighting on one was rubbed off, and they were stuck to the terminals. The batteries were dated for Dec 2025 so I do not understand why they leaked. But what really shocked me was what the customer service person told me when I called. He told me that the batteries will sometimes still work even if the are leaking so I should take them out and check them, and leave them out of the light when I am not using it. That is a new one on me.Python,Honey Badger&Jackal Fight Each Other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgKN3BuvC3ECheesy Jokes
Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?Because it had grater plans.Which cheese can get a bear out of the woods?Camembert.What does a cheese call out at a pantomime?It's brie-hind you.What cheese belongs to someone else?Nacho cheese.What conversation did Shakespeare have with the cheesemonger?To brie, or not to brie?OLD MEMORIES STILL HURT
The anaversery of my father;s death was Nov 19, 1982. It passed nearly unnoticed. That day came back to mind today when I was sorting some old family photos. I came accross one of my dad, holding a beer can. It was taken by one of my friends a few months before dad died. Her name was Kim, and she liked hanging round my dad, because he reminded her of her grandfather who had died.The dad dad died I stayed home while they took him to the hospital. I was trying to get hold of my other brother and sister. Back then NO ONE had cell phones, in my family, so it took some calling around to trach my brother down. My sister was not so hard I knew she would be home. It was very early in the morning, and she would have just gotten her husband off to work and the kids off to school.An hour later my mom and my other brother and sister came back home. I was on the phone with my sister when they came in and mom told me Well your dad passed away today. I said Oh my God, and when my sister asked me what, without thinking I answered her. I said dad died. She said I am coming down and hung up the phone, because she was crying. I only cried a little, because I knew I had to be strong. My mom's family did not believe in crying when someone died, no one on her side of the family cried at funerals it just was not done. So by the time the kids started coming home from school I was more in control of myself.I told Mom I had to catch Kim as she bot off the bus. I did not want her finding out dad died on the street, she loved him like a grandpa. When the bus pulled in I stepped out and called to Kim. I motioned for her to come closer, and away from the girls she was walking with. They waited on her. It was so hard to tell her he was gone, but the pain I felt when I told her was not for me it was for her. I felt to her it would be like loosing her grandpa all over again. Soon as I told her my dad had passed away she bursed into tears, and her friends who were waitking for her looked concerned at what I said to her to cause the tears. I had all I coud do to keep from crying again myself. I felt so bad for her. I am very emotional , and sometimes my emotins get the better of me. It is funny how just seeing the photo she took brought back this flood of emotions from so long ago. When the doctors said he was not going to wake up after his coma and he did , I took that last month with my dad as a gift. For a man that was born a blue baby, and fought high bloodpressure all his life, and was ony given a year to life when he was examined for the army I am both greatful and impressed that he lived as many years as he did.That is why I want to go to our family's Christmas gathering. I want to spend time with those I love while they are still with me.Couple married for 68 years dies hours apart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F6E7eWrLogbad day fishing
https://youtu.be/InpVTPK6o9Q?t=319I can’t even get out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLdWYMyKO9Iholidays are depressing
https://youtu.be/0d1URvPHprE?t=57Funniest Flight Attendant Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AE_hjOLDtUGENDER FLIPPING
Have you all noticed this thing the movie industry has been doing with this gender flipping of charactors in movies. Well they are at it again. I saw the trailer for the new Cats movie. They have gender flipped old deuteronomy. In this new one the role will be played by a woman. There are others Captain Marval was casted as a woman, and even Disney is getting into the act. On an episode of Ravens Home that aired this year the coach a large african american man wrote a play about his life. It told how he went from being a jokey to a basketball star on an all boys basket ball team. In their rediclous attempt to come off as in favor of equil rights, instead of casting an aftican american boy in the role the story had the coach deside to cast Tess in the lead. For any of you who have seen the show Tess is a very gifted basketball player and wrapper. So the took the part of an african american boy and gave it to a girl who is not african american.I reallllllly think a better way to balance the scales in these movies and shows IS NOT TO FLIP THE GENDER IN THE LEADS. I think what they need to do is to start writing strong female leads in all new movies. Let's be honest here men and women are not intercxhangable, and we should not pretend they cxan be substituted back and forth. So now not only are we not supposed to see colors, but now we are not supposed to see sex either. OK lets say I buy that idea for a minute. WHY DO THEY NOT CAST MEN IN ANY OF THE ROLES THAT WERE WRITTEN FOR STRONG WOMEN? For example when do they plan to come out with WONDER MAN? Is that not the next step to totally ruining all the movies and charactors we grew up with?People we all need to take a step back and let the guys play the roles that were written for guys and the girls play the ones that were written for girls. You want women to have stronger roles FINE write them for them. DO NOT take the ones away form the male actors that were written for men. OR COULD IT BE THAT PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUT OF NEW IDEAS?Next Generation Elevator?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwNsdcAXwE4AND THE YEAR WAS GOING SO WELL
This year was going so well, but tonight it took a slight turn for the worse. My niece dropped by to see me tonight, I could tell something was bothering her so I pushed a little to see what. When the girls were younger they often came to me when they needed to vent, so I felt it was ok to try to find out what was wrong. Her mom has not been in great health for some time, and it has been hard on her children. They all have jobs and children of their own. Well apparently my other neice would like to put their mom in a home. The one that was here and I both agree that would be a bad idea. It is ironic because this niece and I rarely aggree on anything lol.Apparently the two sisters got into a bad arguement yeaterday, and their poor brother was caught in the middle. I found that out after she left when her brother called me , that was odd for him to call me at that time of night. I said something to him I do not even remember what and he was like ( let me make something clear I will not be lectured) . I was like WOW where did that come from I was NOT lecturing you. He knows full well if I am lecturing someone I do it in a more dirredt tone. It was then that he did say he had been getting it from everywhere the past 2 days. To which I told him Well you are not going to take what someone else does to you out on me. I told him you know how I can get when i am pushed the wrong way. Then I changed the subject. We talked a few minutes and then he sounded so tired I told him maybe he should get some rest.This is a mess. I know very well what I have to do but it is going to be really hard for me to do. I need to listen when they need to vent , BUT try my best not to offer suggestions on how they should handle their inner family issues. I know my sister would hate living in a home. She always said she did not want to live at all if she could not take care of herself . That makes me sad, because I am worried if they put her in a home she will give up all together. I did tell my neice they may need to look into home care for her. Both sisters think the other should do more for their mom, and fact is their brother is not doing nearly as much as either of the daughters for their mom.The younger sister thinks the older one just wants their mom in a home so the farm can be sold and she thinks she will get her inheratence then. I doubt that. That farm has been in their fathers side of the family for generations. I do not think my sister would ever allow it to be sold as long as she is alive. The origional plan was for the only son to inherate the farm, and for him to give his sisters their shair of what it would have sold for when she is gone. I found out tonight that she has put all of the kids names on the dead. That shocks me, because it is not what her husband wanted to be done. Only thing I can think about that is she got worried the kids would not play nice with each other when she was gone.I can not help but think if they keep up this fighting they may sent their mother to an early grave. That thought scares me a little as we have already lost a brother. I am in no hurry to lose a sister.This year started out so good and now with Christmas coming it seems things are hitting a downward slope. Or maybe I am just a little depressed myself, because I think I may be getting a cold or sore throat just 2 weeks before the family gathering. If I am ill I may miss it, because I deffinatly do not wish to make my sister ill with her imune system not working at 100%.Pages: 40
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